Good morning Leg’ends,
A fine day for democracy. Not that the front pages noticed, obviously. Democracy had to stand at the back today, holding its little tote bag, wearing a visitor badge, & asking whether anyone had remembered to validate its parking.
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Lucy Connolly posted: “Mass deportation now, set fire to all the fucking hotels full of the bastards for all I care … If that makes me racist, so be it.”
Anyway, congratulations to Andy Burnham. Let us hope nobody misunderstands the crowd chanting “Burnham, Burnham, Burnham”.
Good morning Leg’ends,
I hope you’re all well. We did very little yesterday, which was glorious. We sat in the garden, stared at the sky and briefly allowed ourselves to believe that the country could continue without our direct supervision.
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Good morning Leg’ends,
I am still here. I am still alive. The food poisoning has failed to take me, which means either the meal was innocent, my immune system has finally unionised, or my stomach looked at the available evidence.
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