Good morning Leg’ends,
A fine day for democracy. Not that the front pages noticed, obviously. Democracy had to stand at the back today, holding its little tote bag, wearing a visitor badge, & asking whether anyone had remembered to validate its parking.
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Crocodile horror, Brexit cosplay, asylum panic in platform shoes, infrastructure rot, AI in the evidence room, Burnham’s runway, and Wonderwall being asked to provide emergency national counselling.