Good morning Leg’ends,
I am still here. I am still alive. The food poisoning has failed to take me, which means either the meal was innocent, my immune system has finally unionised, or my stomach looked at the available evidence.
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Burnham wins Makerfield, Reform loses the plot, Starmer gets measured for doom, Britain cooks, and Scotland is found in the Clubcard small print.
Good morning Leg’ends,
Britain wakes today to one of those forecasts that looks simple until you unfold it and discover it has clauses, caveats, regional exemptions & a small-print warning that says: “Do not make plans within twenty metres of a cloud.”
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Lucy Connolly posted: “Mass deportation now, set fire to all the fucking hotels full of the bastards for all I care … If that makes me racist, so be it.”
Anyway, congratulations to Andy Burnham. Let us hope nobody misunderstands the crowd chanting “Burnham, Burnham, Burnham”.
Good morning Leg’ends,
A fine day for democracy. Not that the front pages noticed, obviously. Democracy had to stand at the back today, holding its little tote bag, wearing a visitor badge, & asking whether anyone had remembered to validate its parking.
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Good morning Leg’ends,
Today’s UK weather arrives in two parts: the south and east get warmth, humidity and sunshine, while the north and west get cloud, rain and the sensation of being chased through a car park by a wet estate agent with a clipboard.
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