Good morning Leg’ends,
Today’s UK weather arrives in two parts: the south and east get warmth, humidity and sunshine, while the north and west get cloud, rain and the sensation of being chased through a car park by a wet estate agent with a clipboard.
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Britain Enters Split-Screen Nonsense Mode - London gets a free sauna, Scotland gets bullied by a wet clipboard
