Good morning Leg’ends,
I am still here. I am still alive. The food poisoning has failed to take me, which means either the meal was innocent, my immune system has finally unionised, or my stomach looked at the available evidence.
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Burnham wins Makerfield, Reform loses the plot, Starmer gets measured for doom, Britain cooks, and Scotland is found in the Clubcard small print.
