The heck are you talkin' about, kid? I thought she was badly hurt or somethin'!
Wh-COOKING SHOW? What are you TALKIN' about? I've never BEEN on a cooking show!
Wh-NO!!! My memories are perfectly fine, ya nincompoop! YOU'RE the one spoutin' nonsense in my face!
BWAHAHAHAHA! Guess who's back, CHUMPS?
I know, I know, it must've been SOOOOOO boring around here without the sheer awesomeness of the Koopa King! But rest assured, I'm back in business!
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Get out of my face.
//Hi! Apologies for the inactivity, been having a busy week, but I will try to kick things back into gear lol
Well, well, well, if it isn't MARIO! Been waitin' some time to kick your butt aga-
...wait, hang on a second. Mario doesn't talk like that! WHO ARE YOU?
Oh, REALLY? Then tell me this, bucko! How long have I been your most awesome arch-nemesis?