//Hi! Apologies for the inactivity, been having a busy week, but I will try to kick things back into gear lol
Oh, REALLY? Then tell me this, bucko! How long have I been your most awesome arch-nemesis?
Wh-COOKING SHOW? What are you TALKIN' about? I've never BEEN on a cooking show!
Wh-NO!!! My memories are perfectly fine, ya nincompoop! YOU'RE the one spoutin' nonsense in my face!
...what does ANY of that mean?
Well, well, well, if it isn't MARIO! Been waitin' some time to kick your butt aga-
...wait, hang on a second. Mario doesn't talk like that! WHO ARE YOU?
BWAHAHAHAHA! Guess who's back, CHUMPS?
I know, I know, it must've been SOOOOOO boring around here without the sheer awesomeness of the Koopa King! But rest assured, I'm back in business!
The heck are you talkin' about, kid? I thought she was badly hurt or somethin'!