Oh, REALLY? Then tell me this, bucko! How long have I been your most awesome arch-nemesis?
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐎𝐅 𝐀𝐖𝐄𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄!
Mario pauses for a second, simply staring at Bowser
"Aye! What are you talking about!? It's-a me, Mario!"
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐰𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨!!!
Well, well, well, if it isn't MARIO! Been waitin' some time to kick your butt aga-
...wait, hang on a second. Mario doesn't talk like that! WHO ARE YOU?
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐎𝐅 𝐀𝐖𝐄𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄!
"Oh hi Bowser, it's been a while!!! How are you doing, bro?"
It's Mario, but... Something seems off. The way he's talking definitely isn't how Mario would USUALLY talk
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐰𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨!!!
BWAHAHAHAHA! Guess who's back, CHUMPS?
I know, I know, it must've been SOOOOOO boring around here without the sheer awesomeness of the Koopa King! But rest assured, I'm back in business!
