Wh-NO!!! My memories are perfectly fine, ya nincompoop! YOU'RE the one spoutin' nonsense in my face!
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐎𝐅 𝐀𝐖𝐄𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄!
"Oh no... Bowser, DID THEY WIPE YOUR MEMORIES AGAIN???"
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐰𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨!!!
...what does ANY of that mean?
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐎𝐅 𝐀𝐖𝐄𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄!
"HUH? HOW COULD YOU FORGET??? WE MADE A WHOLE SERIES!"
"Don't you remember when Shrek came out of the pot and started causing havoc around the restaurant?"
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐰𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨!!!
Wh-COOKING SHOW? What are you TALKIN' about? I've never BEEN on a cooking show!
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐎𝐅 𝐀𝐖𝐄𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄!
"What? Why!? Ugh, what's gotten into you Bowser? Don't you remember the good times we had, like our cooking show?"
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐰𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨!!!
...
Get out of my face.
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐎𝐅 𝐀𝐖𝐄𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄!
Mario starts thinking... He seems to be REALLY putting thought into this...
"...at least 5 days" he said, giving Bowser a derpy eye stare
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐰𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨!!!
Oh, REALLY? Then tell me this, bucko! How long have I been your most awesome arch-nemesis?
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐎𝐅 𝐀𝐖𝐄𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄!
Mario pauses for a second, simply staring at Bowser
"Aye! What are you talking about!? It's-a me, Mario!"
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐰𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨!!!
Well, well, well, if it isn't MARIO! Been waitin' some time to kick your butt aga-
...wait, hang on a second. Mario doesn't talk like that! WHO ARE YOU?
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐎𝐅 𝐀𝐖𝐄𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄!
"Oh hi Bowser, it's been a while!!! How are you doing, bro?"
It's Mario, but... Something seems off. The way he's talking definitely isn't how Mario would USUALLY talk
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐰𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨!!!
BWAHAHAHAHA! Guess who's back, CHUMPS?
I know, I know, it must've been SOOOOOO boring around here without the sheer awesomeness of the Koopa King! But rest assured, I'm back in business!
