Marketing strategist (weekdays), award-winning author (weekends), Eurovision stuff (seasonal). She/her.
Heidi Temple-Stephens
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Happy Pride to this Caravaggio self-portrait that made one man so gay he had to go to the hospital
Satsuma review:
Appearance: vibrant, firm, full of promise
Texture: licking a carpet
Flavour: homeopathic sadness
Overall: non-compliant citrus malpractice
Trying to remember when £9 for coffee and a croissant became perfectly normal for a bang-average cafe in London. I didn't even blink.
Rivals S2 Ep6 is some of the best TV I've seen in a long time. Incredibly moving and beautifully done.
New god tier ice lolly unlocked. 10/10 no notes, in Sainsbury's NOW.
I’m by myself today, but I’ve roped in @heidistephens.bsky.social for a morning shift to celebrate the release of her new book, Not Over You, Actually.
Sainsbury's substitution of the day - is it legal to smack a cucumber? Aren't we doing gentle cucumbering these days?
@nigella.bsky.social any chance you have a recipe?? Would love to make this 🥰🏳️🌈