Satsuma review:
Appearance: vibrant, firm, full of promise
Texture: licking a carpet
Flavour: homeopathic sadness
Overall: non-compliant citrus malpractice
Trying to remember when £9 for coffee and a croissant became perfectly normal for a bang-average cafe in London. I didn't even blink.
This post has given me exquisite pleasure. You’ll understand once you’ve checked to see what prompted it!
I have applied so much fake tan, I will smell like a Hobnob until October. My naturally blue skin tone cannot handle sun, I'm basically a Smurf.
I mean, it was nice? But also just an ordinary almond croissant.
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this feels like a good opportunity to show off your exemplary tape-free wrapping skills.
took my son to Blobbyland in Somerset around 1995. Was like a fever dream. Periodically Mr Blobby would appear to manhandle parents and scare the living shit out of small children.
I was charged £14 for a Pimms/lemonade in a pub the other day. Nothing fancy, just in a half pint glass with a slice of lemon. Actually went back to the bar to query it.
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It's definitely the incomprehensible noodly jazz of poetry. Are you still tuning up, Jean?
Mid-noughties. Cher successfully claimed it infringed her trademark. Absolute scenes.
