Marketing strategist (weekdays), award-winning author (weekends), Eurovision stuff (seasonal). She/her.
Heidi Temple-Stephens
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Satsuma review:
Appearance: vibrant, firm, full of promise
Texture: licking a carpet
Flavour: homeopathic sadness
Overall: non-compliant citrus malpractice
if you are anywhere near Swindon on Friday, I'm doing a morning shift at @bertsbooks.bsky.social. I will sell you coffee. Or books. Specifically mine, which I will be signing!
Heidi Temple-Stephens
Heidi Temple-Stephens
New god tier ice lolly unlocked. 10/10 no notes, in Sainsbury's NOW.
I’m by myself today, but I’ve roped in @heidistephens.bsky.social for a morning shift to celebrate the release of her new book, Not Over You, Actually.
Heidi Temple-Stephens
Trying to remember when £9 for coffee and a croissant became perfectly normal for a bang-average cafe in London. I didn't even blink.
Bert’s Books
Sainsbury's substitution of the day - is it legal to smack a cucumber? Aren't we doing gentle cucumbering these days?
Heidi Temple-Stephens
This post has given me exquisite pleasure. You’ll understand once you’ve checked to see what prompted it!
I'll be there from 9-ish to about 1130. Sadly without my dog, sorry.
