Sainsbury's substitution of the day - is it legal to smack a cucumber? Aren't we doing gentle cucumbering these days?
This post has given me exquisite pleasure. You’ll understand once you’ve checked to see what prompted it!
if you are anywhere near Swindon on Friday, I'm doing a morning shift at @bertsbooks.bsky.social. I will sell you coffee. Or books. Specifically mine, which I will be signing!
I’m by myself today, but I’ve roped in @heidistephens.bsky.social for a morning shift to celebrate the release of her new book, Not Over You, Actually.
Satsuma review:
Appearance: vibrant, firm, full of promise
Texture: licking a carpet
Flavour: homeopathic sadness
Overall: non-compliant citrus malpractice
New god tier ice lolly unlocked. 10/10 no notes, in Sainsbury's NOW.
I'll be there from 9-ish to about 1130. Sadly without my dog, sorry.
Rivals S2 Ep6 is some of the best TV I've seen in a long time. Incredibly moving and beautifully done.
Bert’s Books
Trying to remember when £9 for coffee and a croissant became perfectly normal for a bang-average cafe in London. I didn't even blink.
@nigella.bsky.social any chance you have a recipe?? Would love to make this 🥰🏳️🌈
