Marketing strategist (weekdays), award-winning author (weekends), Eurovision stuff (seasonal). She/her.
Heidi Temple-Stephens
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Happy Pride to this Caravaggio self-portrait that made one man so gay he had to go to the hospital
New god tier ice lolly unlocked. 10/10 no notes, in Sainsbury's NOW.
I’m by myself today, but I’ve roped in @heidistephens.bsky.social for a morning shift to celebrate the release of her new book, Not Over You, Actually.
This post has given me exquisite pleasure. You’ll understand once you’ve checked to see what prompted it!
Satsuma review:
Appearance: vibrant, firm, full of promise
Texture: licking a carpet
Flavour: homeopathic sadness
Overall: non-compliant citrus malpractice
Trying to remember when £9 for coffee and a croissant became perfectly normal for a bang-average cafe in London. I didn't even blink.
@nigella.bsky.social any chance you have a recipe?? Would love to make this 🥰🏳️🌈
Rivals S2 Ep6 is some of the best TV I've seen in a long time. Incredibly moving and beautifully done.
Sainsbury's substitution of the day - is it legal to smack a cucumber? Aren't we doing gentle cucumbering these days?
