He whips out hod blunderbuss. Oh God. There's no way they're actually gonna do it here and now
"LET'S PUT THAT CLAIM TO THE TEST, SHALL WE?"
"why, what a delightfully devious idea, my fellow scaly friend!"
"Oh, well that's... Err..."
"...fine. you got lucky THIS time, Koopa."
"Well, yes, but Donkey Kong is NOT having a good day under MY watch!"
"what a show that was. Wouldn't watch again."
"ANYWAYS, for my next skheme, I'm going to steal DK's trophy!"
"You need a right hand man for that!? HA! I can use magic myself, turn invisible! And the banana phone the corporate chimp dropped has been doing WONDERS for me!"
"Of course he is...
Hmm, I'm having that same dilemma with Mario too.
The turtle king has an idea.
So DK likes bananas, right?
What if I make those bananas disappear from his hoard and then I will catch him by surprise by throwing him off your ship when he's there?"
//something happened. Not in the mood to RP anymore so I'll be taking a break for the rest of today and maybe tomorrow. Idk