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He whips out hod blunderbuss. Oh God. There's no way they're actually gonna do it here and now "LET'S PUT THAT CLAIM TO THE TEST, SHALL WE?"
6mo
π•Ώπ–π–Š π•Άπ–—π–Šπ–’π–‘π–Žπ–“π–Œ π•Άπ–Žπ–“π–Œ
YEAH!!!
6mo
𝐓𝐇𝐄 πŠπˆππ† πŽπ… π€π–π„π’πŽπŒπ„!
"oh, is THAT SO!?"
6mo
π•Ώπ–π–Š π•Άπ–—π–Šπ–’π–‘π–Žπ–“π–Œ π•Άπ–Žπ–“π–Œ
Oh, PLEASE! If we fought right now, you'd be goin' back in that colossal hole faster than you got out!
6mo
𝐓𝐇𝐄 πŠπˆππ† πŽπ… π€π–π„π’πŽπŒπ„!
"You need a right hand man for that!? HA! I can use magic myself, turn invisible! And the banana phone the corporate chimp dropped has been doing WONDERS for me!"
6mo
π•Ώπ–π–Š π•Άπ–—π–Šπ–’π–‘π–Žπ–“π–Œ π•Άπ–Žπ–“π–Œ
6mo
Oh YEAH? Well YOU come talk to ME when your right-hand man can give you magic powers!
𝐓𝐇𝐄 πŠπˆππ† πŽπ… π€π–π„π’πŽπŒπ„!
"tch. Talk to me when you can rebuild an entire fallen continent and add a giant death laser to it."
6mo
π•Ώπ–π–Š π•Άπ–—π–Šπ–’π–‘π–Žπ–“π–Œ π•Άπ–Žπ–“π–Œ
'Least I can time travel! I don't remember you doin' anything like that!
6mo
𝐓𝐇𝐄 πŠπˆππ† πŽπ… π€π–π„π’πŽπŒπ„!
"Oh, SHUT IT! LIKE YOU HAVEN'T LOST TO YOSHI BEFORE, EVEN WHEN YOU TIME TRAVELED TO WHEN PLUMBER BOY AND HIS FRIENDS WERE CHILDREN!"
6mo
π•Ώπ–π–Š π•Άπ–—π–Šπ–’π–‘π–Žπ–“π–Œ π•Άπ–Žπ–“π–Œ
Yeah, I heard. You seriously got your butt kicked by a little girl and her monkey pal?
6mo
𝐓𝐇𝐄 πŠπˆππ† πŽπ… π€π–π„π’πŽπŒπ„!
"well, I'll have you know I would've won over the kongs by now if it wasn't for external help they keep getting! First, it was a banana bird deity... Then the incompetence of my own younger brother..." "...and then that... Singing 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐓."
6mo
π•Ώπ–π–Š π•Άπ–—π–Šπ–’π–‘π–Žπ–“π–Œ π•Άπ–Žπ–“π–Œ