RP Account of King K. Rool from the Donkey Kong franchise
Mun is an adult, but no NSFW. Also DK Bananza Spoilers are in full swing now
Written by Plush
"Oh, well that's... Err..."
"...fine. you got lucky THIS time, Koopa."
"what a show that was. Wouldn't watch again."
"ANYWAYS, for my next skheme, I'm going to steal DK's trophy!"
He whips out hod blunderbuss. Oh God. There's no way they're actually gonna do it here and now
"LET'S PUT THAT CLAIM TO THE TEST, SHALL WE?"
"why, what a delightfully devious idea, my fellow scaly friend!"
"oh, is THAT SO!?"
"Well, yes, but Donkey Kong is NOT having a good day under MY watch!"
"You need a right hand man for that!? HA! I can use magic myself, turn invisible! And the banana phone the corporate chimp dropped has been doing WONDERS for me!"
Oh, PLEASE! If we fought right now, you'd be goin' back in that colossal hole faster than you got out!
βYeah, Iβm surprised Geoff didn't reveal his confession to Kojima, of all people.
...
Wouldnβt that also be your win by stealing DKβs trophy, despite Bananza winning the best family game category?β
"Of course he is...
Hmm, I'm having that same dilemma with Mario too.
The turtle king has an idea.
So DK likes bananas, right?
What if I make those bananas disappear from his hoard and then I will catch him by surprise by throwing him off your ship when he's there?"
Oh YEAH? Well YOU come talk to ME when your right-hand man can give you magic powers!
//something happened. Not in the mood to RP anymore so I'll be taking a break for the rest of today and maybe tomorrow. Idk