"You need a right hand man for that!? HA! I can use magic myself, turn invisible! And the banana phone the corporate chimp dropped has been doing WONDERS for me!"
"well, I'll have you know I would've won over the kongs by now if it wasn't for external help they keep getting! First, it was a banana bird deity... Then the incompetence of my own younger brother..."
"...and then that... Singing ππππ."