This is like one of those optical illusion rooms where you change size as you walk through it.
Glad that’s been cleared up.
Look at this filth - the next three years are just going to be grubbiness after grubbiness aren’t they?
I hate, hate, hate to agree with Vance but he is correct here.
Really not beating those 'gone into hiding' rumours
I can't decide which Scottish World Cup chant I'm more proud of:
"The Tartan Army's on a bender, Donald Trump's a sex offender!"
or "He's orange, he's bald, he likes 'em 12 years auld, Donald Trump!"
Outstanding work, lads.