The Republican Party needs to be put out of our misery.
BRING ME MORE VIDEOS OF THE ROOF OF THAT RUSSIAN OIL TANK BLOWING INTO THE SKY
I can't decide which Scottish World Cup chant I'm more proud of:
"The Tartan Army's on a bender, Donald Trump's a sex offender!"
or "He's orange, he's bald, he likes 'em 12 years auld, Donald Trump!"
Outstanding work, lads.