Paperbacks of The Heist Of Hollow London have arrived! Out on 21 July!
I can't decide which Scottish World Cup chant I'm more proud of:
"The Tartan Army's on a bender, Donald Trump's a sex offender!"
or "He's orange, he's bald, he likes 'em 12 years auld, Donald Trump!"
Outstanding work, lads.
Vaccines are good. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
When you’re *still* the least popular person at a party . . .
Me reading my twelfth article of the morning about how crap Ronaldo was
