Your daily reminder this should be the biggest scandal in American politics right now but nobody seems to care.
Ken Paxton freed a man who raped a boy for 3 years. He also doesnt have to register as a sex offender.
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🔥 An oil refinery is on fire in Russia’s Samara region following a reported drone attack.
The targeted facility is believed to be the Rosneft-operated Novokuibyshevsk refinery, one of the key fuel-processing sites supporting Russia’s energy and logistics network.
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This one hits hard.
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what would we do without The Onion omg
I feel bad for every time as an angsty teen that I snobbishly dismissed the villains of cartoons as unrealistic and heavy-handed writing.
This one is a street date instant onion classic. I have been laughing at “I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children” since I got the print edition last week
Critics are pointing to two other serious felony cases that the attorney general’s prosecutors took to trial that ended in mistrials and, eventually, plea deals.
Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
“Missouri Republicans are taking an ax to Dolly Parton’s signature initiative.
The state’s decision to freeze enrollment in Parton’s Imagination Library, which offers free books to kids, comes at a perilous time for children’s literacy.”
www.ms.now/opinion/doll...
“Missouri Republicans are taking an ax to Dolly Parton’s signature initiative.
The state’s decision to freeze enrollment in Parton’s Imagination Library, which offers free books to kids, comes at a perilous time for children’s literacy.”
www.ms.now/opinion/doll...
This one is a street date instant onion classic. I have been laughing at “I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children” since I got the print edition last week
Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where the...
The state’s decision to freeze enrollment in Parton’s Imagination Library, which offers free books to kids, comes at a perilous time for children’s literacy.
The state’s decision to freeze enrollment in Parton’s Imagination Library, which offers free books to kids, comes at a perilous time for children’s literacy.
Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
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Gabe Ortíz
Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where the...
