Skippin Letterkenny is like sayin ye love hockey but yew never watched the playoffs; enjoyin the warmup n callin it a game. Leaves town, gets his own show, keeps playin hockey, we call that here upward mobility. Long he remembers where he learned to chirp proper. If not, We can remind him #Shoresy
Weekend plan? rewatch Letterkenny n try keepin up this time.
Ye missed more jokes than ye miss texts from yer mom, impressive, but not in a good way. Shows quick, so maybe grab a puppers put the phone down, engage the brain Or dont n keep thinkin ‘I don’t get it’ is a personality trait
Tech billionaires keep sayin AI’s gonna change the world. Bud ye already changed it. Made a generation that cant fix a fence but can argue with a degen 900 km away about pineapple pizza. Now yer buildin machines to replace jobs so they can spend more time staring at the same phones ye sold em.
Worlds on fire, gas prices got folks considerin horseback transportation; now everybodys picking teams over the Pope n Trump like its Game 7 of the Stanley Cup. Bud cant afford eggs but postin 12 paragraph foreign policy breakdowns from the Tims parking lot
#FigureItOut #KeepItSimple #TooMuchFun
Get yer work done early so your drink tastes earned, not borrowed. Nothin worse than celebratin work yew didn’t do-except maybe braggin about it after. Have a toofer with yer pals; keep it honest, keep it respectful. If yer the loudest guy at the table, yer probably the least interestin #FigureItOut
Gas prices shoot up the second guy starts swinging his fists at Iran, n now suddenly high gas prices are a small price to pay
Funny how gas prices were the end of days; when the other guy was in charge Thats not leadership; yer lightin the barn on fire then chargin admission to watch it burn #USA?
One billionaire launching himself into space, another buildin robots to replace everybody, politicians are fighting on TV like divorced parents at a hockey game, n somehow eggs still cost more than common sense
World got more technology than ever n people still cant zipper merge
#FigureItOut