Unbearably good at banter, begrudgingly bad at being serious. Parody? Only if you’re paying attention. Pitter patter.
Wayne
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Worlds on fire, gas prices got folks considerin horseback transportation; now everybodys picking teams over the Pope n Trump like its Game 7 of the Stanley Cup. Bud cant afford eggs but postin 12 paragraph foreign policy breakdowns from the Tims parking lot
#FigureItOut #KeepItSimple #TooMuchFun
One billionaire launching himself into space, another buildin robots to replace everybody, politicians are fighting on TV like divorced parents at a hockey game, n somehow eggs still cost more than common sense
World got more technology than ever n people still cant zipper merge
#FigureItOut
