One billionaire launching himself into space, another buildin robots to replace everybody, politicians are fighting on TV like divorced parents at a hockey game, n somehow eggs still cost more than common sense
World got more technology than ever n people still cant zipper merge
#FigureItOut
Worlds on fire, gas prices got folks considerin horseback transportation; now everybodys picking teams over the Pope n Trump like its Game 7 of the Stanley Cup. Bud cant afford eggs but postin 12 paragraph foreign policy breakdowns from the Tims parking lot
#FigureItOut #KeepItSimple #TooMuchFun
Get yer work done early so your drink tastes earned, not borrowed. Nothin worse than celebratin work yew didn’t do-except maybe braggin about it after. Have a toofer with yer pals; keep it honest, keep it respectful. If yer the loudest guy at the table, yer probably the least interestin #FigureItOut
Wayne
Wayne
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Bud says hes done his research.
Turns out his research is three podcasts n a guy named Randy with a ring light
Hard no
#FigureItOut
Seen a fella say kindness is weakness
Funny thing about kindness, takes a hell of a lot more backbone than being a degen #FigureItOut
Skippin Letterkenny is like sayin ye love hockey but yew never watched the playoffs; enjoyin the warmup n callin it a game. Leaves town, gets his own show, keeps playin hockey, we call that here upward mobility. Long he remembers where he learned to chirp proper. If not, We can remind him #Shoresy
Weekend plan? rewatch Letterkenny n try keepin up this time.
Ye missed more jokes than ye miss texts from yer mom, impressive, but not in a good way. Shows quick, so maybe grab a puppers put the phone down, engage the brain Or dont n keep thinkin ‘I don’t get it’ is a personality trait
If yer gonna thump the Bible with one hand n press the launch button with the other, ye might wanna stop n ask which one yew actually believe in. Salvation Sunday Missile Monday #FigureItOut
Gas prices shoot up the second guy starts swinging his fists at Iran, n now suddenly high gas prices are a small price to pay
Funny how gas prices were the end of days; when the other guy was in charge Thats not leadership; yer lightin the barn on fire then chargin admission to watch it burn #USA?
Tech billionaires keep sayin AI’s gonna change the world. Bud ye already changed it. Made a generation that cant fix a fence but can argue with a degen 900 km away about pineapple pizza. Now yer buildin machines to replace jobs so they can spend more time staring at the same phones ye sold em.
