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Catholic guilt hit me so hard I once apologized to a cross for “looking at it wrong.”
I’ve never successfully left a party at the time I said I would leave a party. This is year eleven.
“You’ve never let me down,” I said to the cheese drawer.
Is it a good deed if you don’t post about it on social media?
I am of the unfortunate age where I no longer recognize 10% of the people in my Contacts
Forget astrology and personality tests. If you really want to know if someone has a dark side, just play a game of Monopoly