Goal for 2026 is ‘Cooperative health’.
Don’t look here for a joke, it’s in your pants (so sorry).
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Dak
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My back hurts from sleeping wrong. Sleeping WRONG. Like there's a correct way to be unconscious.
Dak
"oh I must have slept wrong" - the utterance of one abandoned by god and the devil alike
there is a brand of baby formula that markets themselves as "European-style" as if it will make your baby quadrilingual and have healthcare
Is it a good deed if you don’t post about it on social media?
“You’ve never let me down,” I said to the cheese drawer.
Catholic guilt hit me so hard I once apologized to a cross for “looking at it wrong.”
I’ve never successfully left a party at the time I said I would leave a party. This is year eleven.
Forget astrology and personality tests. If you really want to know if someone has a dark side, just play a game of Monopoly
Every time I fold fitted sheets I hear my ancestors whisper "we survived plagues for this"
