just from a pure layman’s perspective, the entire concept behind betting markets as an accurate predictor seems stupid as hell. what does the fact that 77% of degenerates were stupid enough to bet on something impossible tell me other than they’re really stupid and/or addicted to gambling
probably what happened to his other wives
it’s funny that donald trump falling asleep in front of you imbues a generational curse
guard who caught me sneaking into the time machine lab: going back to kill baby hitler, right? think you’re some kind of big hero, huh?
me, on my way to suck off the first guy to fry a potato: haha uhhh yeah, you got me
ME: Job done. Now to debrief with Shadow.
COWORKER WITH A LOT FEWER POLYGONS IN HIS CHARACTER MODEL: Great work, Agent Steele!
ME: I should find Shadow.
COWORKER: Are you coming to my birthday party?
ME: Shadow is waiting.
COWORKER: I need to know how many empanadas to order
ME: Better see Shadow
trying to focus on the experience of lovemaking with my debonair time travel romance novel lover but struggling to get in the mood laying face-to-face with a chamber pot absolutely brimming with piss
sort of just set up a motel
oh great, we’re going to have to be in charge of this shithole for the rest of our lives
“having money on the line enforces clarity” I saw the saddest man I’ve ever seen lose $5000 on a single hand of blackjack at a casino in turtle lake, wisconsin
I bought this mosquito trap from costco the other day and set it up to run overnight and this morning I ran into the backyard excitedly to see if it worked and when I opened it 100 mosquitos flew out