I’m the Democrat who always responds “Approve” when pollsters ask me how I feel about the Republican president. I consider myself a life-long progressive and have been stuck inside of a festival port-a-potty since 1994
“having money on the line enforces clarity” I saw the saddest man I’ve ever seen lose $5000 on a single hand of blackjack at a casino in turtle lake, wisconsin
trying to focus on the experience of lovemaking with my debonair time travel romance novel lover but struggling to get in the mood laying face-to-face with a chamber pot absolutely brimming with piss
oh great, we’re going to have to be in charge of this shithole for the rest of our lives
the sloppy joe is such a challenging desk lunch. we need a clean joe
you can pretty much just piss anywhere
just from a pure layman’s perspective, the entire concept behind betting markets as an accurate predictor seems stupid as hell. what does the fact that 77% of degenerates were stupid enough to bet on something impossible tell me other than they’re really stupid and/or addicted to gambling
