later they played a clip of her yelling at him before an appearance on The View and Joy Behar got another shot on him for free
just finished setting up my new tv and managed to snap two (2) hdmi cables trying to fit them into my receiver. we need to replace audio/visual connections with some sort of cronenbergian mush that can survive being titty twisted
say what you will about staying on twitter, but you can’t deny it’s the best place for “based nazi” memes
I can’t believe this is the year the Twins win the Pennant
I can’t wait until they’re both teenagers. they’ll have so much in common, strengthening their bond
woke is when stuff costs less
Beast from the X-Men:
A.) Blue, fuzzy dick
B.) Hairless human dick
C.) Red rocket
remembering the time my college buddy got hit by a car on his bike, got sued by the driver for denting her hood, then got invited to be on judge judy only for judge judy to make fun of him for having a beard but no mustache
as I woke up this morning to the sound of my five year old daughter arguing with her younger sister, I smiled contentedly knowing that it was the last time they’ll ever fight
