oh great, we’re going to have to be in charge of this shithole for the rest of our lives
ceej
I’m the Democrat who always responds “Approve” when pollsters ask me how I feel about the Republican president. I consider myself a life-long progressive and have been stuck inside of a festival port-a-potty since 1994
what’s wrong with the guy from ratatouille? like what exactly is going on with his body that lets the rat do that. does his nerves stick out of the top of his head or something. has he ever been accidentally controlled by a hat
“having money on the line enforces clarity” I saw the saddest man I’ve ever seen lose $5000 on a single hand of blackjack at a casino in turtle lake, wisconsin
you can pretty much just piss anywhere
trying to focus on the experience of lovemaking with my debonair time travel romance novel lover but struggling to get in the mood laying face-to-face with a chamber pot absolutely brimming with piss
the sloppy joe is such a challenging desk lunch. we need a clean joe
just from a pure layman’s perspective, the entire concept behind betting markets as an accurate predictor seems stupid as hell. what does the fact that 77% of degenerates were stupid enough to bet on something impossible tell me other than they’re really stupid and/or addicted to gambling
you think if I could afford a pot I would piss in it? what the hell are you doing to your pots
