I love when you meet a Mexican dude who’s name is just a greatest hits collection of all the top syllables from classic Hispanic names. Like my work homie Eustorgio for example. Absolutely crushing it.
Drankin Peezy’s at the homie bar
Shit sounds like a Mega Man weapon that shoots ice
I heard a new clip of Donald Trump speaking today. I hadn’t heard his voice in a few weeks and bro, that dude sounds like he’s about to die. Like pack his shitty diaper ass up and get him the fuck outta here. What are we doing?
Young boy at work said Ben Shapiro is a centrist
As a white dude who uses lotion (big bottle at the crib, smaller bottles in my car and work bag) people just constantly make fun of me like “damn you jacking off like that??” 😔
My hot take is that the whole “people are lazy and entitled because we gave every kid a trophy” bullshit was started as a kind of soft launch for taking away our social security. “Oh you want your precious ENTITLEMENTS???”
More like No Spurs No
I’m in the Spanish group chat at work and they’re having way more fun in there