Gov’t name: Pat Sirois. Comedian/Co-Host of The Lie, Cheat & Steal podcast
Crooked Union Guy
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As a white dude who uses lotion (big bottle at the crib, smaller bottles in my car and work bag) people just constantly make fun of me like “damn you jacking off like that??” 😔
Drankin Peezy’s at the homie bar
My hot take is that the whole “people are lazy and entitled because we gave every kid a trophy” bullshit was started as a kind of soft launch for taking away our social security. “Oh you want your precious ENTITLEMENTS???”
I heard a new clip of Donald Trump speaking today. I hadn’t heard his voice in a few weeks and bro, that dude sounds like he’s about to die. Like pack his shitty diaper ass up and get him the fuck outta here. What are we doing?