Oh hell, yeah dude it’s looking like it’s gonna be a fun ass experience
Yooooooo! Thank you! Also, what’s a pocket pancake?
As a white dude who uses lotion (big bottle at the crib, smaller bottles in my car and work bag) people just constantly make fun of me like “damn you jacking off like that??” 😔
Drankin Peezy’s at the homie bar
I’m in the Spanish group chat at work and they’re having way more fun in there
I heard a new clip of Donald Trump speaking today. I hadn’t heard his voice in a few weeks and bro, that dude sounds like he’s about to die. Like pack his shitty diaper ass up and get him the fuck outta here. What are we doing?
I love when you meet a Mexican dude who’s name is just a greatest hits collection of all the top syllables from classic Hispanic names. Like my work homie Eustorgio for example. Absolutely crushing it.
My hot take is that the whole “people are lazy and entitled because we gave every kid a trophy” bullshit was started as a kind of soft launch for taking away our social security. “Oh you want your precious ENTITLEMENTS???”