My latest on @mcsweeneys.net!
“Next, your bags will be inspected for contraband. Any attempts to smuggle in heating pads, lumbar-support braces, or Lactaid pills will cause your drill sergeant to go ballistic. Full-fat dairy is a big part of the warrior ethos.”
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When a child bird salesman comes to your door you BUY THE BIRD.
Story here: open.substack.com/pub/jennieeg...
Photo of me on my birthday (today!) + my unhinged corn metaphor that somehow is still less stupid than what’s going on with AI
Photo of me on my birthday (today!) + my unhinged corn metaphor that somehow is still less stupid than what’s going on with AI
Bring your chaos energy to work
new essay on how I learned class solidarity working at Anthropologie open.substack.com/pub/jennieeg...
me every morning, glancing at the headlines
A vulnerable one this week. Excuse me while I wash out my mouth lacerations from stress-gnawing my cheeks in my sleep.
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A vulnerable one this week. Excuse me while I wash out my mouth lacerations from stress-gnawing my cheeks in my sleep.
open.substack.com/pub/jennieeg...
jennieegerdie.substack.com/p/ai-is-a-sc...
“Your bags will be inspected for contraband. Any attempts to smuggle in heating pads, lumbar-support braces, or Lactaid pills will cause your drill sergeant ...
The Tragedy of the Digital Commons, AI Bullshit, and lots of swears at Zuckerberg
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"Your bags will be inspected for contraband. Any attempts to smuggle in heating pads, lumbar-support braces, or Lactaid pills will cause your drill sergeant to go ballistic. Full-fat dairy is a big part of the warrior ethos."
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“Your bags will be inspected for contraband. Any attempts to smuggle in heating pads, lumbar-support braces, or Lactaid pills will cause your drill sergeant ...
