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Words: New Yorker, McSweeney’s, and more
#author: Frog and Toad Are Doing Their Best, OH BOTHER (@vulture Best of 2021 + 2024)
Working on my third book!
Rep: WSA
Jennie Egerdie
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Bring your chaos energy to work
new essay on how I learned class solidarity working at Anthropologie open.substack.com/pub/jennieeg...
Photo of me on my birthday (today!) + my unhinged corn metaphor that somehow is still less stupid than what’s going on with AI
Photo of me on my birthday (today!) + my unhinged corn metaphor that somehow is still less stupid than what’s going on with AI
Jennie Egerdie
Jennie Egerdie
"Your bags will be inspected for contraband. Any attempts to smuggle in heating pads, lumbar-support braces, or Lactaid pills will cause your drill sergeant to go ballistic. Full-fat dairy is a big part of the warrior ethos."
Jennie Egerdie
When a child bird salesman comes to your door you BUY THE BIRD.
Story here: open.substack.com/pub/jennieeg...
me every morning, glancing at the headlines
A vulnerable one this week. Excuse me while I wash out my mouth lacerations from stress-gnawing my cheeks in my sleep.
open.substack.com/pub/jennieeg...
A vulnerable one this week. Excuse me while I wash out my mouth lacerations from stress-gnawing my cheeks in my sleep.
open.substack.com/pub/jennieeg...
jennieegerdie.substack.com/p/ai-is-a-sc...
My latest on @mcsweeneys.net!
“Next, your bags will be inspected for contraband. Any attempts to smuggle in heating pads, lumbar-support braces, or Lactaid pills will cause your drill sergeant to go ballistic. Full-fat dairy is a big part of the warrior ethos.”
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/us-...
“Your bags will be inspected for contraband. Any attempts to smuggle in heating pads, lumbar-support braces, or Lactaid pills will cause your drill sergeant ...
“Your bags will be inspected for contraband. Any attempts to smuggle in heating pads, lumbar-support braces, or Lactaid pills will cause your drill sergeant ...
