#nowwatching Total Recall (1990)
Oh there's blood splatter, over tge top action, and a bunch of corny bullsπͺt.
Still holds up in a kind of neo-retro futurism. Where 80s grunge is now aspirational for what the future could have been.
Bruh they put Arnie in drag.
What are we doing here? 2024?
Neo-mondo?
This looks more toothless than the weird 2nd Pirates movie.
Roy Scheider spanks an electrical cable with a yaoi paddle to tease a shark.
Much to consider.
Yeah, look at this poster. The Sharks a metaphor for something.
It's so... obvious in the movie too. Almost Zardoz levels of obvious.
And no original idea in its body. Just one big... shark.
If you've never seen this movie, it contains a singularly demented performance from Donald Pleasance unlike anything he's done since, mesmerising
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Jaws 2 (1978)
The icon of mediocre sequels. From iconic blockbuster to 70s beach movie.
Roy Scheider is back, and wouldn't you know, another shark is at it again.
They made the shark look like Freddy Kreuger... Wow.
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It's Geologist Bond vs the Volcano...
And it's so fπͺking boring. Everything takes too long and everyrhings in dutch angles. Looks like it was shot for TV.
Stick to Volcano with Tommy Lee Jones for your volcano movie needs. Machete's down.
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