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I love The X Files movies.
I used to run home from school to watch reruns of the X Files rather than cartoons.
This movie pushes at the boundries of what the X Files can be, and the production is phenomenal.
Machetexs up for this one. 🔪
When I saw this one, I straight up didn't know what the twist was.
When I saw that this western had a stop motion dinosaur, I was thrilled lol. That's how The Searchers should have ended.
I did a brief postmortem on 30 Days of Night and how it fits into the cultural zeitgeist of the early '00s.
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Oh yeah, check this one out. William Shatner actually does a pretty solid job in this one.
They uh, don't really use prop tarantulas though so maybe not if your squemish about that kind of thing.
The ending is fascinating for an eco horror of this era. Machete's up for this one 🔪
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Sometimes you really have to suspend your disbelief watching KAMEN RIDER.
Alfred Hitchcock's classic thriller from 1951.
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I watched this as part of my “horny horror-vampire edition” viewings and rated it on the horny scale (1-5 😈) as follows:
Vampyres (1974) - 😈😈😈.5
The sex scenes were almost awkward at times with the way people kissed, but still a pretty good horny factor with two bisexual vampire ladies ❤️🔥
#Junesploitation DAY 15: GEORGE A ROMERO
MARTIN (1977)
A modern gothic fable that proves Romero was not just a horror master, but one of its great humanists—deeply attuned to people & place, he turns a troubled teen & a fading town into one of cinema's most moving character studies.
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The animated sci-fi action adventure ‘Atlantis: The Lost Empire’ featuring the voice talents of Michael J Fox, James Garner, Cree Summer, John Mahoney, Claudia Christian, Don Novello, Phil Morris, Jim Varney, and Leonard Nimoy ventured into theaters on this day 25 years ago (June 15, 2001) 🌊🏯🔥 #OTD
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X-Files - I want to Believe
Engagingly modest early cowboy meets dinosaur yarn paves the road to Gwangi with enjoyably crude charm. It may lack finesse but its lovably primitive. 1956.
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Migrating tarantulas lay siege to a small Arizona town. Skin crawling shocks with Shatner in hero mode and a rousing last reel. Ghastly arach-attack fun. 1977.
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Here's my quick write up on 30 Days of Night, and how it fits into the media of the '00s.
Check it out, let me know what you think.
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Vampyres (1974) 📽
dir. José Larraz
'Bisexual seductresses roam the English countryside with an insatiable lust for the blood of mortals as well as the succulent bodies of each other'
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Are you afraid of the dark? Or are you afraid of what hides inside it? Our second film in Splatter Fest is 30 Days of Night (2007), one of...