trying to say “shorts” but forgot the word so i said “crotch pants” instead
so new Sleep sounds like Om and that’s fine with me because i imagine matt pike is up to some real crazy stuff i cannot abide at this point anyway (it was funny 12 years ago i am just tired now)
approaching peak memeification of the data center
it’s fine to have dementia in your 30s
oh my GOD a girl i grew up with commenting on a video of a young boy being arrested on broadway in nashville w nashville PD clearly tagged arguing “this is not new york! this is not broadway! this is not nypd!” sweetie grow a fuckin frontal lobe what the fuck
i made german potato salad and i put diced garlic scapes from the farmers market in the vinaigrette so you can’t tell me shit
my favorite scene from The Wicker Man
“doctor i LOVE being awake hours before my alarm because my stomach hurts!! i was wondering if there was a way we could make this happen more often? no diagnostics though. and i definitely don’t want a diagnosis.” -me trying reverse psychology on my dr bc that’s the only card i have left to play
happy father’s day from baby me and my awesome dad