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approaching peak memeification of the data center
trying to say “shorts” but forgot the word so i said “crotch pants” instead
guess what i watched yesterday
i made german potato salad and i put diced garlic scapes from the farmers market in the vinaigrette so you can’t tell me shit
oh my GOD a girl i grew up with commenting on a video of a young boy being arrested on broadway in nashville w nashville PD clearly tagged arguing “this is not new york! this is not broadway! this is not nypd!” sweetie grow a fuckin frontal lobe what the fuck
my favorite scene from The Wicker Man
it’s fine to have dementia in your 30s
happy father’s day from baby me and my awesome dad
“doctor i LOVE being awake hours before my alarm because my stomach hurts!! i was wondering if there was a way we could make this happen more often? no diagnostics though. and i definitely don’t want a diagnosis.” -me trying reverse psychology on my dr bc that’s the only card i have left to play
patti lebell lock
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Ingrid Burrington
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patti lebell lock
so new Sleep sounds like Om and that’s fine with me because i imagine matt pike is up to some real crazy stuff i cannot abide at this point anyway (it was funny 12 years ago i am just tired now)