DM for SSN
i raise dairy goats. 🐐 i have a tbi. 🫨🧠 🫨
wall rat geoff
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my mood swings are too close to the ground and my feet keep dragging
to boil my point down to my most salient line of code, if alive then cry
time traveler experiencing the 90s
someone’s just mad they had to take hardline to get UAVs
i’d take my last breath with a smile on my face if a four armed monster woman was the one to do it like holy shit, gonna phase into the afterlife still doing a celebratory fist pump
the garage is a good spaghetti spot with a comfortable camping chair
a bluesky elder? hah. you barely qualify as a narcissist, let alone a bluesky elder. tough luck, kiddo
[wiping my hand on my pants to no effect before a handshake] sorry haha, resin fingers.
it was supposed to get better at the number of fingers, not worse at the number of arms
I am addicted to weed but that’s not the weed, it’s my ability to get addicted to absolutely anything
