bluesky Ceo . they call me the Big Dawg . just a normal dude , not a dog , and i”m average normal sized .
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i just ate an “italian burger”. a cheeseburger with pepperoni, cheese, fried mozzarella patty, and marinara sauce. i had 4 heart attacks.
what
if i was the secret service agent newbie that shot himself in the ass with his own gun on probably his first time out I feel like I'd just jump out of the plane like db cooper because you're never living that shit down
the teachers really said “you can be aaaanythinggg you want!” and bill clinton was like “yea, i pick sex offender”
