Iβm hiding in the bathroom because I am a frail old woman.
Pseudo-music: @schizophonia.bsky.social
Joe Cigarettes Reloaded
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βDestiny is something that weβve invented because we canβt stand the fact that everything that happens is the will of the godsβ - Sisyphus in Seattle
Wifeβs starting a new job and they had a meeting that said that while the company embraces AI, employees are not to use it under any circumstances
Sisyphus spending years surreptitiously carving a fuck hole into his boulder until Zeus finds out right before itβs the desired size and gives him a new boulder so he has to start carving all over again
LIFE HACK: If you are experiencing βpain at the pump,β just pretend youβre filling your hog vehicle with scorpion venom. Suddenly, you are getting one of the most amazing deals in human history. #Mindset
Avengers Endgame
Between B*ri, my ex-wife, the ratings from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a week. Tony needy whisky.
