COMEDIAN IN AN INTERVIEW: "Standup is a sacred calling. Comedians are the court jester reborn, wielding laughter to tell the king what no one else dares. Holy fools, speaking truth to the universe itself."
COMEDIAN ON STAGE: "Cauliflower farts be STINKIN'!"
I buy this to spite YouTube chefs. I could get a fresh lemon whenever I want, I have one of those little press juicers. I choose instead to spite
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQJK...
our lives are an unmitigated hell. i get it. but i'd love to hear more stories about how at least our tootsies are toasty warm and less stories about how all men who date us are awful or losers and how we might as well not even bother trying to be happy. you know?
okaythankyousomuchbyebye!
Er bestaan maar 2 weertypen: regen, en hooikoorts.
Troubling reports out of England of 30 year-olds being socially transitioned into same-sex attraction without parental consent! One can only hope that the UK bans coming out as gay until a child is at least 35!
✊🏾✊🏿🫘A Blackity Black Bean🫘✊🏿✊🏾
Ergens in de buurt waren net twee mannen in een voortuin samen akoestisch gitaar aan het spelen. Supersterren!!!!!
