No actor can sweatily yell “what’s going on?!” while wearing a Pepperdine t shirt as well as he can
It’s sad how predictable this all is!
I worked for maybe 10 minutes to do an entire Monster Mash parody for the Dracula King that ended with “Bangers and Mash” but I couldn’t make it flow in a way that was pleasing
Another website that used to be cool as hell that announced a bunch of AI bullshit and then fired anyone you cared about
Patrick Wilson absolutely owns the “well to do white guy who has to suddenly be like oh jeez oh golly” genre of male actor
Boss: Perhaps like the mighty salmon you shall work your entire life for the chance to have sex one time