Don’t forget the mic in your phone is always on.
The birds are drones and they’re watching you.
No part of this will ever approach the goodness of the 1978 b-side of “Ally’s Tartan Army”.
#iykyk
I’m gonna stop looksmaxxing and put my crocs back on.
I keep seeing these adverts for events called “The Music of *Insert Name* by Candlelight” and, without doing any research here, I’m guessing these are the worst concerts in the world ever.
I watched a film last night.
It’s raining again.
Maybe we should just move somewhere hot and be happy?
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