I’m gonna stop looksmaxxing and put my crocs back on.
If you ever spot me about to back a Kickstarter campaign again I encourage you to shoot me in the head.
No part of this will ever approach the goodness of the 1978 b-side of “Ally’s Tartan Army”.
#iykyk
I keep seeing these adverts for events called “The Music of *Insert Name* by Candlelight” and, without doing any research here, I’m guessing these are the worst concerts in the world ever.
I watched a film last night.
I watched a film last night.
Don’t forget the mic in your phone is always on.
The birds are drones and they’re watching you.
It’s raining again.
Maybe we should just move somewhere hot and be happy?
youtu.be/j6DjVRFGwP8?...
This is shaping up to be the Best Summer Ever!
#rain #rain #rain
