Can an article be joyless AND vain AND way, way too long AND just really poorly written?
Reader, yes.
Can we let people simply have their goddamn fun?
Not if this young scold has anything to say about it.
i count SIX photos of the author included in this piece. it's so vain
John Moe
going to interview 56 people about (checks notes) sal’s bar between 2012 and 2016
did not realize the saloon used to be called...... the sundown saloon
if north loop bars didn't allow shorts and hats where would aging frat bros go
