A lot of people ask us to get Nick and so we are going on a quest to do so. I'm not sure who I am in this RPG party. Not really a Magic User or Thief. Maybe a Cleric?
Regardless, there will be merch, hopefully using better art than this.
@clairewillett.bsky.social, I want you to know about this.
hold up: @theferocity.bsky.social produced by @johnmoe.bsky.social?!? oh hell yes this is gonna be awesome. saving this for later where i can curl up with it.
Some quest for the Holy Grail or the Ark of Covenant. We quest for Offerman. There will be regular updates on our efforts. Maybe it will take one week! Maybe months. But we are determined. And there will be merch. OFFERMANQUEST! Or, less shouty, OffermanQuest. If you know Nick, have him call us.
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Over on the everything app, my adult son managed to make just so goddamn many Europeans upset.
I wanted to do that art with Nick standing in the lake but Google Slides doesn't have a visual effects option for ripples.
If OffermanQuest is successful, and it will be, then we can move on to StipeQuest, QuestloveQuest, and JoanCusackQuest.
I host a show where famous people talk to you at length about very ordinary things. Dan is really one of the ideal guests for something like this and he does not disappoint.
I produce a wonderful show called In This Family about the link between families of origin and mental health. This week, we have one of my favorite writers, Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social about his path to understanding and celebrating himself.
www.nexusfamilyhealing.org/podcast/saee...
(Very self-promotional this morning and I'm sorry about that but this is how I pay for things like noodles and new socks.)
I just made a Business Deal because I am a Business Man.
It took eight months but a deal has been struck.
I can't announce it yet but patience and stubbornness can sometimes pay off and I think veteran me followers will be pleased.
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We have an ANNOUNCEMENT at the top of this week's episode. Over and over, listeners have asked us to book NICK OFFERMAN for the show. They want to fall asleep to Nick. So we're launching OFFERMANQUEST, a dogged journey to land him. It will be hard but we are strong. John made this art, quickly.