i created this meme like 4 years ago on twitter and it went super viral and i think i got like 20 death threats. that's how you know i was cooking with this one
Nice thing to see on my way home.
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My neighbor got one o' them Japanese kei cars.
who lives in a pineapple under the sea
seedbed bath and beyond
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Kohler were supposed to send me some warranty replacement parts for my kitchen sink. Instead what I got was a package containing the parts order of someone from Nova Scotia, with their address on one side and mine on the other. I’d probably be less amused and more annoyed if I didn’t have a stopgap.
Someone told me lately "Bluesky is just like Twitter." I argued that was untrue on the basis that last time I had a Twitter account most times I got a new follower their bio said "single & looking for fun" & here when I get a new follower it tends to say something like "professor of rare moths".
Also don’t invest in Space X…
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