i created this meme like 4 years ago on twitter and it went super viral and i think i got like 20 death threats. that's how you know i was cooking with this one
Also don’t invest in Space X…
Per ig: @/your.richbff
Nice thing to see on my way home.
My neighbor got one o' them Japanese kei cars.
Someone told me lately "Bluesky is just like Twitter." I argued that was untrue on the basis that last time I had a Twitter account most times I got a new follower their bio said "single & looking for fun" & here when I get a new follower it tends to say something like "professor of rare moths".
Kohler were supposed to send me some warranty replacement parts for my kitchen sink. Instead what I got was a package containing the parts order of someone from Nova Scotia, with their address on one side and mine on the other. I’d probably be less amused and more annoyed if I didn’t have a stopgap.
She shuffled through the remaining papers and frowned. "Don't you think it's weird," she said, "that they added an addendum insisting we include a transforming cyborg bug-themed Japanese superhero with a motorcycle to the contract?"
He shrugged. "Not really. It's a common rider."
